當程式發生錯誤時程式作者最常見的20個回答:
20. That's weird...
這真是不可思議
19. It's never done that before.
之前還不會這樣的
18. It worked yesterday.
它昨天還能正常運作
17. How is that possible?
這怎麼可能
16. It must be a hardware problem.
一定是硬體故障
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
你是輸入什麼怪東西使得它當掉了
14. There is something funky in your data.
你的資料有些古怪
13. I haven't touched that module in weeks!
我已經有一段時間沒去維護這個模組了
12. You must have the wrong version.
你一定拿到錯誤的本版了
11. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
這只是一些不幸的巧合造成的
10. I can't test everything!
我沒辦法去測試所有的細節!
9. THIS can't be the source of THAT.
"某某某"不能是"某某某"的來源
8. It works, but it hasn't been tested.
它能正常執行, 只是它還沒被測試過
7. Somebody must have changed my code.
有人偷改了我的程式碼
6. Did you check for a virus on your system?
你有檢查你的作業系統版本嗎
5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
即使這不有能正常執行又如何?
4. You can't use that version on your system.
這個版本不能在你的系統執行
3. Why do you want to do it that way?
為什麼你認為它應該能那樣執行?
2. Where were you when the program blew up?
那是你的程式損毀了
1. It works on my machine
啍! 這程式能在我的電腦上正常執行(所以是你自己的問題)
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